"The Real Housewives of Atlanta," Episode 315: "Floridon't" recap
This super-sized, 75-minute edition of the Bravo reality show is brought to you by Extra Strength Tylenol Gelcaps and Everclear Grain Alcohol. Well, OK. Not really. But those are the two products we huffed repeatedly in order to write this recap.
As expected, the girls' weekend in Miami to celebrate model Cynthia's upcoming, imploding nuptials picks up on Kandi's tour bus where NeNe and Kim are still threatening to throttle each other.
Finally, the "RHOA" cast is reunited at the Miami mansion home of Kim's friend real estate "mogul" Thomas Kramer. In short, Thomas' home looks like he hired the curators of the Ripley's Believe It Or Not Museum to do the decor. Only busier.
The home's knickknacks include Kramer's childhood German Shepherd that is now stuffed and standing at eternal attention. Says Kim: "He has great ...