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Hollis Gillespie

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2/1/2012

King-Sized

I have a huge king-sized bed that was a parting gift from a prior relationship. It was an odd choice for a boyfriend to make when breaking up with me, ... Read more
1/1/2012

In My Own Defense

Evidently I was dressed wrong for a shooting. But then that is why I was there, because Michael had made it apparent that I know nothing about guns. “What’s with ... Read more
12/1/2011

Tapping Out

Now that I look back, it seems appropriate that my alleged stepfather would croak in a casino. For one, Bill never did anything you’d expect, even though he’d often tell ... Read more
11/1/2011

Without Flail

Don’t ask me why I’m in Maine right now. Suffice it to say that I take almost any writer-related opportunity that promises a paid-for hotel room these days. Lately I ... Read more
10/1/2011

Curb Appeal

Some may think it’s a bad sign to have a broken toilet on the curb in front of your house, but I remain optimistic. It’s been there four days now, ... Read more
9/1/2011

Bust a Move

I obviously think I’m stronger than I am. Why else would I try to carry a whole house on my back? And granted, I only moved across the street, but ... Read more
8/1/2011

Life in a Flash

It’s rare when I catch something. I am customarily the butt of jokes due to the fact that things tend to sail over my head. I can’t count the number ... Read more
7/1/2011

Bumper Cars

In a few months I will be wreck-free for a decade, which is why I thought it would be safe to buy a new car. This is a big step, ... Read more
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  1. King-Sized

    Elizabeth Harper said "This has got to be one of your best columns, Hollis!

    It's bittersweet and brave with only a touch of your usual humor which funny..."
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  2. Tapping Out

    Zero Gravitas said "Sorry for your loss, Hollis." Read more
  3. I Have This Thing

    Elizabeth Harper said "I'm so glad to hear it wasn't melanoma, Hollis. I had one at 33 and had 24 hours to worry about what
    " Checking it for levels " was go..."
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  4. Without Flail

    Melanie said "If your arms are outstrecthed you have a lot of possiblities out there...life can be so much harder with your arms folded and inaccesible. ..." Read more
  5. Curb Appeal

    Kevin Eicher said "^^^ I didn't mean to leave my name off of the above comment, G-Pie. I reserve my anonymous comments for John Kessler's columns. ;)" Read more
  6. Curb Appeal

    Name (required) said "If the toilet's still there, I'm voting for painting it a garish color and turning it into a two level planter. The tank/bowl combo would wo..." Read more

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Writer's Digest "Breakout Author" Hollis Gillespie is an award-winning humor writer and NPR commentator. Her books include Bleachy-Haired Honky Bitch (the film rights of which were bought by Paramount), Confessions of a Recovering Slut, and Trailer Trashed.
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January 29
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January 7–8
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