Trying out a new doctor. The waiting room is completely empty. Either he’s really good and everyone is healthy. Or everyone is dead. #scary
i slept in my braves jersey last night, i figured if a tornado hit while i was sleeping i wanted to go out in style.
Just saw a guy driving a convertible Mustang Shelby GT with license NOKIDZ. Paternal pride & green-eyed jealousy now battling for my soul.
Now Trump wants to see Obama’s college transcripts. What is next? Bloodwork? shoe size? finger paintings? Bus pass? DVD collection?