ATL Tweets of the Day: April 28, 2011

At Inman Perk, miming strangling my computer. No one even looks twice. I find this comforting.

GUYS. I have to record the royal wedding. Don’t tell me what happens.
I can’t count the number of destroyed homes, barns and businesses we’ve shot this morning. And all in on the same path.
My 7 year old says he saw on tv how a man says he guarantees he can get us $! “Daddy all we need 2 do is get in an accident”!