ATL Tweets of the Day: December 20, 2010

If you’re feeling the slightest bit impatient, do not watch a child tie their shoes. Just look away.

Registered for the @ 1/2 mary so I can spend the next 2 months running off today’s lunch: Ann’s Snack Bar’s Ghetto Burger combo.

My girl said she wanna live to be , a hundred and a half (150 yrs.old) …GIRL BYE

The B.O. on the people behind me on this flight is so thick it could be spread on crackers…