ATL Tweets of the Day: December 20, 2011

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Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is noise-canceling headphones and a bottle of xanax. Thank you in advance.

Brutal job #34: mall kiosk sample person.

I do not want latkes for dinner. I want fried chicken. That’s a miracle of oil too, right?

“Crank Dat Pecan” is the pecan theft anthem I’ve been waiting for. Thanks

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