ATL Tweets of the Day: January 4, 2012

Forgot my badge today so I went to security. They asked me who I report to. Had to refrain from yelling “Nobody, b****!!” instinctually. O_o

Sometimes I think traffic updates should have more statements like “well, Tom, there are a lot of assholes on the roads this morning.”

Wondered why the local public schools were still closed. Staff member said it was because too many kids r kept out 4 bowl games.

Feeling bored with your MARTA commute? Here are some interesting sights to check out.