Forgot my badge today so I went to security. They asked me who I report to. Had to refrain from yelling “Nobody, b****!!” instinctually. O_o
Sometimes I think traffic updates should have more statements like “well, Tom, there are a lot of assholes on the roads this morning.”
Wondered why the local public schools were still closed. Staff member said it was because too many kids r kept out 4 bowl games. #priorities
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