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Never re-light or pick up fireworks that haven’t ignited properly, & remember not to place your body over them when lighting. #fourthofjuly
Who e-RSVP’d as “mamallamazoozoo,” party of “50 or 54,” to my dang wedding? I mean we are cool with llamas, but maybe only like 31 of them.
Why splurge on an alarm clock when your cat will stand on your back and sneeze on your neck for free?
its so hot in the #ATL i kulda swore i saw the Devil at the busstop…smh
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