ATL Tweets of the Day: May 4, 2011

“Measure twice, cut once” – Carpenter’s wisdom. Applies equally to riding in traffic.

Tornado outbreak of April 25-28, 2011 goes in the record books for most tornadoes, 305. More info:
Lois Reitzes Threat Level At Orange. She’s spinning Twinkle Twinkle Little Star right now. You have been warned.

I may not have a Southern accent, but I have shot a TV before. That proves I’m Southern. Anybody else?