ATL Tweets of the Day: November 22, 2011

I found a green bean on the floor. I haven’t eaten green beans in a while. Somebody needs to come clean up.

My three biggest headache co-workers are locked in an office screaming at each other. Christmas has come early.

New Stephen King book, new Rolling Stones music … I’m one f’ed-up math test away from being back in high school today.

Fake trees are the equivalent to fake tan in a bottle. The color is never right and you aren’t fooling anyone.