Thanks for your bravery, dedication and for keeping us safe all these years! RT
@USMC: #MarineCorps out of Iraq bit.ly/nCheiu
Pro tip: If you’re gonna call in sick on a Friday, don’t leave the name of your out-of-town vacation spot on your desk calendar.
Almost got taken out by a girl driving the wrong way down a one way street. Of course, she was livid at the 20+ cars driving towards her.
Neighborhood Watch is filming in the Marietta Square this evening. Maybe I’ll run into
@jonahhill again and be even more awkward this time.