I’m not usually a jealous type, but this morning I’m very jealous of people in Mississippi and Alabama. They got a Chuck Norris robocall endorsing Newt Gingrich. I did not.
A sidenote: I finally understand how Newt Gingrich plans to deliver on his campaign promise of $2.50/gallon gas. I don’t have all the details, but I suspect it will involve Chuck Norris directing a stern glance at a gas pump until the price changes.