Newt leaves South Carolina for younger, hotter state


As anyone who is acquainted with Newt Gingrich’s personal life knows, loving him can be dangerous.

Within hours of South Carolina declaring its love for him, Newt Gingrich up and left it for Florida. No one should be surprised. In keeping with his prior relationship patterns, Florida is younger, hotter and more important to his Presidential ambitions than South Carolina. South Carolina is a Marianne. Florida is  a Callista.

Despite all the warnings from her friends, Florida’s already falling for Legendary Legislatin’ Lothario. The latest Insider Advantage poll has Newt up by eight points over Romney.

Don’t do it, Florida! He’s just gonna break your heart! If fact, he’s already got a date with someone even hotter than you.