I’m behind the wheel of a bright-white Porsche 911 Carrera S worth roughly $150,000. It’s a beautiful Saturday in Atlanta, and I’m ready to tear up the track. I nose the car up to what’s known as the launch. Beside me sits my coach, a chatty, sandy-haired Aussie named Craig Duffy. He’s informed me that, in the event of a crash, not bending my knees could snap each bone from ankle to hip. “When I say go,” Craig instructs, “stomp down and floor it—all 420 horsepower.” After a beat, he yells, “Make some noise! Hit it!”
For me, this directive is glorious. I’ve always driven sporty cars: two eight-cylinder Mustangs (one smashed), a manual Eclipse, and currently a MINI Countryman S. But those are turtles. The 911 is a tiger. And the Porsche Experience Center might as well post a sign: Welcome to the Jungle.
Craig and I are hurtling down a short straightaway at north of ninety miles per hour when he barks, “Brake! Harder!” The sudden change in G-force pulls my cheeks off my teeth. The 911’s ability to fire itself from a cannon and abruptly stop with hardly a screech is incredible. It devours the course.
A few minutes later, I flunk spin-and-recover techniques on the kick plate, a black-ice simulator. Then I put the Porsche fully sideways while moving forward—drifting, that is—on both the low-friction circle and snaky-road module. We zip through the slalom and burn la[s around the perimeter’s one-mile handling circuit, which mimics a European country road with elevation changes and plenty of corners, as Craig shouts stuff like: “Go from this line, straight to that line, turn it tight! Brake! Go!”
During our final laps, I realize I’m not exactly the same guy who climbed in the car an hour and a half ago. I’ve gotten a feel for the machine’s dynamics and grip, its willingness to follow my vision. In short, I’ve become one with a vehicle so prohibitively expensive that buying the tires alone would cause me to default on my kids’ daycare payments. But that’s not the point.
After my last turn, I leave the track and walk next door to have a gander at ancillary public attractions in the Porsche building, a popular filming locale that recently served as Tony Stark’s Iron Man headquarters. Inside, I check out the simulator racing lab, the viewable workshop where expert mechanics toil, Restaurant 365 (named for the first Porsche), and my favorite, the two-story museum with a revolving slate of rare classic and contemporary cars.
My appetite for speed temporarily sated, I head to the new Solis Two Porsche Drive Hotel next door. Opened in November, the 214-room Solis (pronounced “so lease”) marks the global brand’s debut in the United States. With its minimalistic furnishings and wall murals of vintage Porsches, the four-star property oozes Euro cool. Like Porsche’s North American Headquarters next door, the strikingly modern lodge was designed by HOK Atlanta (the firm behind Mercedes-Benz Stadium). Its most impressive feature is the triple-pane windows, which reduce the roar of jets at the neighboring airport to the soft rumble of distant summer thunder.
I mosey up to the property’s eighth-floor gem of an outdoor hangout, the Overdrive Lounge, where guests gather to watch sunsets over the airport runways and Porsche test tracks. I order a Manhattan and find a spot by a tabletop fire. Sipping my drink, I watch the passenger planes line up in the sky like eager fireflies and gently, rhythmically waft down. It’s a beautiful night, and the squeals of Porsche burnouts below are somehow delightful.
I am happy, but not. Truth is, I want to be down there with them. I guess the most challenging part of the “world’s most exhilarating test drive” is waving once more to that beautiful white tiger and saying goodbye.
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This article appears in our Spring/Summer 2018 issue of Southbound.