Tag: family
All in the Family Tree
Relatives are new to me. I went through most of my life oblivious to their existence. I do remember once, when I was four, meeting an older cousin named Kelly, who impressed me because she could crap in the woods like a bear.
Swoop, There She Is
My cats smell like tobacco again, which can only mean one thing: My sister Cheryl has come to visit.
Split Hairs
Recently I was at a Guinness World Record museum, astounded that there could be so much record-breaking boring stuff. Take the world record for a split hair. There is actually, framed in glass, a single strand of human hair that is sporting, literally, the world’s worst split end.
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