I can't figure out Italian toilets, and anytime you can’t figure out the toilets on vacation, it makes for a bad situation. I’m okay going in if I know what to expect. For example, in Mexico you can’t really expect much.
Some may think it’s a bad sign to have a broken toilet on the curb in front of your house, but I remain optimistic. It’s been there four days now, a new record for something sitting on the curb in front of my house.