ATL Tweets of the Day: January 31, 2012

I’m slowly hand feeding our bottles into the recycling bin so our neighbors don’t realize the extent of our drinking. Again.

I wish MLK was alive today. Maybe he could have a dream about people standing on the right side of the escalator.

OH: “No strippers, people. Are we clear?” Tomorrow’s dress up day is brought to us by the letter “S.”

92.4 million people can’t be wrong! is world’s busiest airport for 14th year in a row!