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“The Real Housewives of Atlanta” Season Four Reunion Part Three Episode 423 recap:We’ll be straight up with you, dear reader: Yes, there was a second part of the three-part fourth season “RHOA” reunion which aired Thursday night on Bravo. It prominently featured gold-digging housewife-in-training Marlo Hampton. We simply pretended it wasn’t on. Had we been forced to watch, it’s extremely likely MARTA police would have eventually found us in a fetal position clutching an empty bottle of Bacardi 151, rocking back and forth under a seat on an abandoned train at the Hartsfield-Jackson station.
“The Real Housewives of Atlanta” Season Four Reunion Part One Recap:When Bravo “Watch What Happens Live” host Andy Cohen hit Atlanta to tape the three-part “Real Housewives of Atlanta” reunion at the Biltmore last month, he also reportedly hit Blake’s on the Park for some adult beverages. Unlike Cohen, after watching the first hour of this reunion, we wouldn’t have waited. We would have been sitting in the Georgian Room of the Biltmore with Sheree, NeNe, Kim, Phaedra, Kandi and Cynthia with an IV stand and an inverted bottle of Tanqueray dripping directly into a vein.
“The Real Housewives of Atlanta,” Episode 420 “Happiness & Joy” recap:As the long-awaited (OK, perhaps just by us) season four finale opens, NeNe announces she is proceeding forward with her divorce from Gregg. After 15 years and one child together, NeNe gives this life-changing news the class and dignity it deserves. She blurts it out to Cynthia while furniture shopping for a brown (or maybe tan!) living room sectional.
"Real Housewives of Atlanta" episode 419 "All Pomp No Circumstance" recap:Our episode showcasing a dizzying display of cultural sensitivity opens with Kim still beating that whole "Kim wouldn't hold an AIDS-ravaged African orphan" comment Cynthia made on the show in January into the ground. "To me, it's a racist comment, period," Kim explains in voiceover. Over salads at the Brookwood Grill, Cyn finally apologizes for providing Kim with the only thing resembling a plotline this season — an opportunity to bitch about something someone might have said about her — kinda — on a trip to South Africa she didn't go on. Apparently, having to drive to Roswell for the mandatory lunch was not punishment enough for Cyn. The pair share an awkward hug and declare a truce.
“The Real Housewives of Atlanta,” Episode 417 “The Error Apparent” recap:It’s Ayden’s first birthday and Phaedra and Apollo are going all out to celebrate. All the way out to the Splash Zone water park in Gainesville. A chartered bus has been rented, four party planners have been hired, 12 birthday cakes have been created and little Ayden even has his own brand of bottled water (featuring a photo of him donning a Burberry hat) for guests to sip on. The attorney and fledgling funeral director has apparently even paid former RHOA hanger on/fame whore Dwight Eubanks’ bail and hired him as the party’s emcee. “My son is a prince,” Phaedra explains. “He’s royalty in Atlanta. Money is no object where Ayden is concerned.”
“The Real Housewives of Atlanta,” Episode 416 “Peaches & Screams” recapAs our weekly inspiration to consume vast quantities of tequila on a Sunday night opens, Peter Thomas is on the phone, redefining the phrase “black tie affair” for his upcoming one-year anniversary party with wife Cynthia Bailey. “No one’s getting in with jeans on,” Peter instructs. When Cyn strides in and asks how Peter is adhering to the pre-arranged party budget of $10,000, he replies, “We’re a little over, like 20 percent. I might have to borrow a thousand or so from you. I don’t want to argue. I just want to do something fabulous. In order to please the type of people we roll with, we have to do things a certain way.” Yes, the type of people who apparently need to be told that wearing Levi Strauss stitched on your ass is not considered formal attire.
“The Real Housewives of Atlanta,” Episode 415 “From Motherland to Haterville” recapAs NeNe Leakes, Phaedra Parks, Cynthia Bailey, Sheree Whitfield, Kandi Burruss and Marlo Hampton finally pack to depart South Africa, the ladies reflect on what they’ll be taking away from the trip.
“The Real Housewives of Atlanta” Episode 414: “No Bones About It” recap:As our weekly postdoctoral research into alcohol-enhanced anger management therapy opens, Phaedra Parks, NeNe Leakes, Sheree Whitfield, Kandi Burruss, Cynthia Bailey and interloping ex-con “RHOA” wannabe Marlo Hampton are still in South Africa and absorbing the life lessons provided by their field trip to the AIDS afflicted orphanage.
“The Real Housewives of Atlanta” Episode 413: “Make It Rain Down In Africa” recap:As our episode opens, Phaedra Parks, NeNe Leakes, Sheree Whitfield, Kandi Burruss, Cynthia Bailey and interloping ex-con “RHOA” wannabe Marlo Hampton are still mopping up from the Marlo and Sheree’s graphic recreation of the “Twilight Breaking Dawn” birthing scene. As you may recall, at the height of the diva dust up and in a grand demonstration of her cultural sensitivity and in-depth knowledge of Bravo’s target demo, the clue-impaired Marlo let fly with a certain f-word.